Can I get a liter a cola? (unsigned)

I've had it with this dump...we got no jobs, we got no food, our pets heads are falling off... (unsigned, but I think this is from Dumb and Dumber...)

"Sam"
left for the door, she was dragging her heels
she was gone for the night, gone for the kill
sits on the curb and she lights one up.
Staring at the back of a red Ford truck...
wish someone was driving cause she'd jump
right in, say "how ya doing, my name is Sam,
I'm looking for some stories to tell my friends when I'm older...
Hello, I am in need of a dire friend
a cure for this common enemy
to sew up this gaping hole in me
the city never liked her, but the BAR sure did...
She never took well to the streets as a kid...
Dreamt of growing up in the hills of New Hampshire...
Now her hills are potholes where the dreams fell in,
and street lights are stars for the businessmen...
bus-pass and a wallet,
she heads downtown to the center of the beast thats been dragging her down
-C. F.

It's an experience watching people from all walks of life in one room sharing one common bond- music and cheer.
-A. B.

Better living through chemistry

If one is the other, and the other is the first then the rest is meaningless...discuss.
-J.D.

I had sex three weeks ago. That's all I can think about.
-Soupy

My mom bought a digital camera and all I can think about is taking nude pictures of myself.
-Soupy

Oatmeal creme pies are the food of the Gods

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego and why are we looking for her?

"First Kiss Junkies"
Lovers are adicts
pretending to be romantics
searchers of euphoria
junkies of first kisses
-E. K.

Only the gentle are ever really strong
-James Dean
-K. K.

What once was a pat on the back
is now just a crack of the whip
what was once a coming of age
is just a puzzle peice that doesn't fit
-J. B.