(I got this next quote in Philadelphia at the Pontiac Grill. I was in the city to see a cool band called Hot Water Music...it was an awesome night, and this is a great quote!)

The dogs all held a meeting
they came from near and far
some came by greyhound bus
others came by car
as they went in to the hall each one took a look
each one took his rear end off and hung it on a hook
and there they all assembled every mother son and sire
until some dirty doberman began to holler "fire!"
and all the dogs ran out the hall and had no time to look
each at rondom grabbed an end right off that end filled nook
that is why when two dogs see each other on the street
each dog will stop and swap a smell with every dog he meets
and that is why a dog will sometimes leave a big fat bone
to stop to smell a rear end in hopes he'll find his own
-Redd Fox (this was unsigned)

Reality is whatever still exists after you stop believing in it. (unsigned)

Play with fire and you could get burned unless you play it safe because only you can prevent forest fires and stop, drop, and roll. (unsigned)

Do what you like, cause I'll never ask why I value my own life
-Leatherface (unsigned)

I want a girl, who will laugh for no one else,
when I'm away she puts her make-up on the shelf.
when I'm away she never leaves the house, I want a girl who laughs for no one else! (unsigned)

What're we doing...It...all over again!

I want a virgin whose a whore. I want to live in tomorrow's shadows sippin on gin and koolaid. I am only a shadow who wants to sip on energy. Amen. -K.”

Shirley is a stupid whore
tell nick to wear a condom
in pain, she's crippled on the floor
blistered, a scabby wonton (unsigned)

Well behaved women rarely make history (unsigned... I've gotten this quote about 5 times so far from various people...)

No fortune is worth the loss of true love (unsigned)

For he who lives more lives than one,
more deaths than one must die
-Oscar Wilde

Rubber Monkeys (unsigned)

You lost today kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it (unsigned, but I think it's from the movie Goonies)

When you look at me, what do U see. Can U
hear me, can U feel my pain. Do U think I'm
crazy, do U think I'm insane. Jost hold me close
and tell me I'll be ok.
-J. L.

Here's to four more
four more years
for more with the good guys
for more families without the
tears, of two
towers fallen, country full of fear
bring the fight to them, and keep
it the f&%k out of here
fuck Bin Laden
cheers,
written by the B. M. F.


I dream of you all night
and
think of you all day
it
seems it would not matter
if
everything that mattered went away
as long as I had you to hold me
when its cold outside

Do you know what it must feel like
to be in this world
you tell me you love me but act like you
hate me. But I'm just a girl

I am just a little girl
trapped inside this superficial world
the world is gray, but it's ok
as long as I have you to hold me when it's cold outside
-S. C.

Never walk blindly into a waitress, even if shes cute-you may
end up wearing a tray full of drinks...
-S.

Carving your own path is never easy
no one up ahead to be your guide
searching for a rhyme or just a reason
swallowing the emptyness inside
if you want me to...I will stand by you (unsigned)

Be humble, for you are made of earth-
be noble, for you are made of stars...
-serbien Proverb

10/2?/04
Friday night 8:00, my boyfriend and I decided to try Spence Cafe for dinner...heard it was great, but never stepped in...tonight was the night. We walked into town passing Iron Hill, Kildares'...the usual stomping grounds. Looked at the menu posted inside the window..."Lobster 4 way" perfect - lets go in!! Much to our suprise... the waiter says we just took that off the menu but forgot to remove it from the window..., after drinks - just drinks we left! Leaving, we noticed "Hoeggarden" on special from 9-11 - guess who is coming back at 9:00 - we are... much to our surprise... we made a mistake, the special doesn't start until 10:00 - you are fucking kidding me - two errors in one night... ferr shizzle my nizzle! -(unsigned)

There once was a lepaurchaun who lived on Mt. Grass
Who's balls were made of fine brass
and in stormy weather
theyd clang hard together
and sparks would fly out his ass.
-T.

No man can eat 50 eggs in one hour
-B.

I'd rather drink turpintine than piss on a brush fire.
-B.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
-anyone can roast beef.
-K.

It was The Pig Fair last September
A day I well remember
I was walking up and down with drunken pride
as my knees began to flutter and I sank down in the gutter
A pig came up and lay down by my side
As I lay there in the gutter
thinking thoughts I could not utter
I thought I heard a passing lady say
"you can tell the man who boozes by the company that he chooses"
and with that the pig got up a walked away.
(Sorry, the signature here is impossible to make out! The guy who wrote it said that this was a story that his Dad used to tell all the time. It's pretty funny I think!)

"Super Sexy 4 Life"
-master of sexiness

It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice
-anonymous

Happiness is often sold, though rarely bought
a life lived for money, a life lived for nought
-the Jakees

To touch the spirit is to know the soul. –(unsigned)

A local paper was having a pun contest. A man sent in ten entries hoping one would win. Sadly, no pun in ten did. (this one is unsigned...I probably read it about ten times before I understood the pun, if you don't get it, then try saying the last line out loud!)

Beauty is who I knew –(unsigned)

Vincents jazz
whiskey + cokes,
fishnets....
oh and a baby sitter!
love life!

You cannot retract stupidity
&
Communication will always be Puke
-C. V.

I wouldn't trust Steven King with my umbrella
-J. C.